And because MTV has FINALLY picked it up and is playing Telephone hourly, let's have some lovely screengrab photos. Thanks to White Lightning, who found them.
Willy Wonka (the new, weird one)-esque, Tim Burton glasses, like a twisted Marylin Monroe.
No words. None needed. If I ever open a cafe, I'm calling it this.
Sorry Springsteen, you just got trumped.