....if, right out of the blue, a helicopter bearing Ryan Seacrest landed on my roof and summoned me to the Oscars right now, I would first try to exorcise him, and then I'd wear this.
Yes, it needs fitting. Yes, it's not the most flattering thing I could wear. But it's vintage, bright orange which I LOVE, and has a defined waist, peplum effect to minimise my hips and emphasise my waist, and hides my arms which I hate. So if I had a little time to fit it better, access to some Kirkwoods and James Brown to volumise my hair, I'd be happy enough.