PS If you suffering a severe photo fail, don't just type a word into Google. Odds are there's a perfume or a book named after it.
So this is what came up when I typed 'euphoria' into Google. I should have known.
In actual fact, I was looking for a photo to illustrate the amazing news that I received a phonecall from a stylist for The Times saying that they would like to photograph me for their readers' style section.