If you are in a bad mood, listen to this. It is guaranteed to make you feel better.
Sadly, nothing could quite lift my frustration after the day's musings (see below) so I took some hideous photos of myself and left. In my untanned, un-bikini-ready state, I felt like a white whale in motorcycle jeans.
They are good jeans though. And my cheapo fake pearl and silver skull crucifix is good too. Sometimes Topshop jewellery really rocks.